one grey and drizzly afternoon when I was in the billiard room attending to Lord
Darlington's sporting trophies. Miss Kenton had entered and said from the door:
"Mr Stevens, I have just noticed something outside which puzzles me."
"What is that, Miss Kenton?"
"Was it his lordship's wish that the Chinaman on the upstairs landing should be
exchanged with the one outside this door?"
"The Chinaman, Miss Kenton?"
"Yes, Mr Stevens. The Chinaman normally on the landing you will now find outside
this door."
"I fear, Miss Kenton, that you are a little confused."
"I do not believe I am confused at all, Mr Stevens. I make it my business to
acquaint myself with where objects properly belong in a house. The Chinamen, I
would suppose, were polished by someone then replaced incorrectly. If you are
sceptical, Mr Stevens, perhaps you will care to step out here and observe for
yourself."
"Miss Kenton, I am occupied at present." "But, Mr Stevens, you do not appear to
believe what I am saying. I am thus asking you to step outside this door and see