"Sorry we're late!"

 

"DUDE!" Another centaur yelled. "Talk later. WASTE MONSTERS NOW!"

 

He locked and loaded a double-barrel paint gun and blasted an enemy hellhound

bright pink. The paint must've been mixed with Celestial bronze dust or

something, because as soon as it splattered the hellhound, the monster yelped

and dissolved into a pink-and-black puddle.

 

"PARTY PONIES."’ a centaur yelled. "SOUTH FLORIDA!"

 

Somewhere across the battlefield, a twangy voice yelled back, "HEART OF TEXAS

CHAPTER!"

 

"HAWAII OWNS YOUR FACES!" a third one shouted.

 

It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. The entire Titan army turned and

fled, pushed back by a flood of paintballs, arrows, swords, and NERF baseball

bats. The centaurs trampled everything in their path.

 

"Stop running, you fools!" Kronos yelled. "Stand and ACKK!"

 

That last part was because a panicked Hyperborean giant stumbled backward and

sat on top of him.