That wasn't very reassuring. Grand Central lay dead ahead. Above the main
entrance stood the giant statue of Hermes, which I guess hadn't been activated
because it was so high up. I was flying right toward him at the speed of
demigod-smashing.
"Stay alert!" I told Blackjack. "I've got an idea."
Oh, I hate your ideas.
I swung outward with all my might. Instead of smashing into the Hermes statue, I
whipped around it, circling the rope under its arms. I thought this would tether
the pig, but I'd underestimated the momentum of a thirty-ton sow in flight. Just
as the pig wrenched the statue loose from its pedestal, I let go. Hermes went
for a ride, taking my place as the pig's passenger, and I free-fell toward the
street.
In that split second I thought about the days when my mom used to work at the
Grand Central candy shop. I thought how bad it would be if I ended up as a
grease spot on the pavement.
Then a shadow swooped under me, and thump — I was on Blackjack's back. It wasn't
the most comfortable landing. In fact, when I yelled "OW!" my voice was an
octave higher than usual.
Sorry, boss, Blackjack murmured.