"WOOF!"
The next thing I knew I was flat on the ground with a huge paw on my chest and
an oversize Brillo- pad tongue licking my face.
"Ow!" I said. "Hey, girl. Good to see you too. Owl"
It took a few minutes for Mrs. O'Leary to calm down and get off me. By then I
was pretty much drenched in dog drool. She wanted to play fetch, so I picked up
a bronze shield and tossed it across the arena.
By the way, Mrs. O'Leary is the world's only friendly hellhound. I kind of
inherited her when her previous owner died. She lived at camp, but Beckendorf .
. . well, Beckendorf used to take care of her whenever I was gone. He had
smelted Mrs. O'Leary's favorite bronze chewing bone. He'd forged her collar with
the little smiley face and a crossbones name tag. Next to me, Beckendorf had
been her best friend.
Thinking about that made me sad all over again, but I threw the shield a few
more times because Mrs.
O'Leary insisted.
Soon she started barking — a sound slightly louder than an artillery gun — like
she needed to go for a walk. The other campers didn't think it was funny when