cesspool into which all the loungers and idlers of the Empire are irresistibly
drained. There I stayed for some time at a private hotel in the Strand, leading
a comfortless, meaningless existence, and spending such money as I had,
considerably more freely than I ought. So alarming did the state of my finances
become, that I soon realized that I must either leave the metropolis and
rusticate somewhere in the country, or that I must make a complete alteration in
my style of living. Choosing the latter alternative, I began by making up my
mind to leave the hotel, and to take up my quarters in some less pretentious and
less expensive domicile.
On the very day that I had come to this conclusion, I was standing at the
Criterion Bar, when some one tapped me on the shoulder, and turning round I
recognized young Stamford, who had been a dresser under me at Barts. The sight
of a friendly face in the great wilderness of London is a pleasant thing indeed
to a lonely man. In old days Stamford had never been a particular crony of mine,
but now I hailed him with enthusiasm, and he, in his turn, appeared to be
delighted to see me. In the exuberance of my joy, I asked him to lunch with me
at the Holborn, and we started off together in a hansom.
“Whatever have you been doing with yourself, Watson?” he asked in undisguised
wonder, as we rattled through the crowded London streets. “You are as thin as a
lath and as brown as a nut.”
I gave him a short sketch of my adventures, and had hardly concluded it by the
time that we reached our destination.